Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
