I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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