gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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