Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize