I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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