I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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