She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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