what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
where are my eyebrows?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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