"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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