But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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