Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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