yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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