It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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