Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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