dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
