Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My hand turned me down
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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