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(919): View more from North Carolina

Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry

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(949): View more from California

we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.

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(707): View more from California

Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.

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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.

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(229): View more from Georgia

It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.

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(210): View more from Texas

what is considered shitting yourself?

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Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.

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(941): View more from Florida

im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester

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