remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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