idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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