I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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