What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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