i don't like sucking hair
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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