Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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