Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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