We won't sleep together?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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