: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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