haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I looked at my own cervix.
Operation Purity has been aborted
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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