end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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