apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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