I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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