you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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