i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
that is very illegal...i love you.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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