Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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