i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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