cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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