Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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