i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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