he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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