He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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