I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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