you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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