My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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