this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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