A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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