I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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