she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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