Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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