Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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