It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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