im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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