Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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