I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ugly people sure do ruin things
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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