the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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