it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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