Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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