i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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