My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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